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on lohan

explanation in response to why you've taken something that doesn't belong to you
store surveillance officer: excuse me miss, i was watching you from over here and saw you cut the price tag off that backpack you are carrying. i'm afraid you'll have to come with me for questioning regarding this theft.

stacy: what?? no way man! i borrowed this purse from a friend. it's totally on lohan. back off! don't make me call my mother.
by cybermedusa March 4, 2011
mugGet the on lohanmug.

Lohan

Rohan that keeps taking L's
Lohan strikes yet again
by Sussybaka_6969 September 26, 2021
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lohanability

An individuals partying abilities.
That girl has so much lohanability it's crazy, she was at it til 7 in the morning.
by jerika October 3, 2007
mugGet the lohanabilitymug.

drunker than a lohan

Being so drunk, you might just kill someone's father, their mother, and their son
Rucka: drinking rum & coke & getting Drunker Than a Lohan
by DudeAyyeManBroMan September 10, 2020
mugGet the drunker than a lohanmug.

Lohan

Lohan took another L by saying that Pendu is better than Pessi
by Lohan Enthusiast October 3, 2021
mugGet the Lohanmug.

lohan hat trick

To vomit, urinate, and then to defecate, usually all at once
God damn, Bobby just got a Lohan Hat Trick all in the cab!
by charliesbleachedasshole September 13, 2016
mugGet the lohan hat trickmug.

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