lobster snatch 

The term used when a female shaves her vagina and it becomes red with a rash.

"While Mikey's sister was sleeping, i dry shaved her clam and gave her a nice lil lobster snatch!"

lobster snatch by David Meece January 5, 2006

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008

lobster sauce 

Vaginal secretions that occur during arousal.

Man 1: "I like to go downtown (lick a woman's genitalia)."
Man 2: "You sure like that lobster sauce!"

lobster sauce by Eli 5 Stone October 21, 2006

lobster washer 

Used as an alternate term for a BJQ.

Kristi wouldn't sleep with me, but that girl is one helluva lobster washer.

lobster washer by Fletchilicious September 13, 2009

Lobster

A crustaceous animal whose habitat consits of cold pacific shallows and deep sea beds. I'm sure in a few months it will mean vagina.

Mmmm, I could go for a lobster dinner!

Mmmm, I just had a lobster dinner from your mom.

Lobster by Waqcku July 15, 2008

Lobster Balls 

When the lower region of a mans scrotum is burned while sun bathing.

I was trying to get a tan yesterday at the beach, but didn't notice my balls hanging out of my shorts. I fell asleep and woke up later with lobster balls! OUCH!!!

Lobster Balls by Big Guy JT January 10, 2009

lobster burrito 

East Coast Lobster Burrito: When you are doing a chick missionary and you reach down and pinch both her nipples.

West Coast Lobster Burrito: Same as east coast but doing her doggy and reaching around to pinch the nipples.

Southwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above, but girl is doing reverse cowgirl.

Northwest Lobster Burrito: Same as above but girl is doing girl on top drinking a starbucks while the guy is smoking a joint and Nirvana is playing in the background.

dude, I totally gave my girl a lobster burrito last night and now her titties are all red.

lobster burrito by JMM-ATX March 17, 2008