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windows but for neckbeards
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also gnu/linux, there's a difference
the thing that just works but isn't popular because of Microsoft
1: "dude you should totally try out linux"
2 (microsoft shill): "nah windows works completely fine (absolute lie), why should i?"
by ~a gay person July 13, 2023
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a prettyboy handsome probably a boyfriend who likes to make ice cream !!! he can fall asleep anywhere. definitely has curly hair and a skincare routine. cares a lot about very few people. more intro athletics than music. he goes with the flowww and things always seem to work out.
Linux ate the rest of my lemon sorbet icecream !!!!!
by Lippygloppy12 September 14, 2023
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A notorious Operating System designed for libertine masochists by being particularly unspecific, often times not containing some of the most basic qol-features out of the box, and requiring extensive knowledge and time-waste for configuring the most simple features and executing the most simple tasks, not yet spoken of the time required for learning how to use the system.

Implemented if one wants to maximize bare workflow efficiency and simplicity on paper for sacrificing valuable time and ease of use.

Most of the crucial applications and addons derive from the work of unpaid volunteers who spend all of their non-existent life developing apps that never even come close to a point of working properly for about 97% leastwise - which is the least to ASK for in a mature, usable system - and most often randomly abandon their work to eternity by realizing that there is other things required for being a grown adult than coding all day on zero-wage.

If beautifully configured, often times used by veterans for flexing their unnecessary skills in configuration which do aid in rendering their OS near to usable but do not aid in using it for productive and proactive work.
Use Linux, it really works.
Linux? I use Arch, btw.
Well, using Linux you would not have this problem.
by sevenidiotisms October 27, 2023
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A kernel for Android, ChromeOS, GNU/Linux distributions, BusyBox-based distributions, and maybe other operating systems.
Linux is a better kernel than Windows NT
by 48GI5N32D3D January 28, 2024
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The kernel for almost all OSes. Examples of Linux based OSes are:
Debian
Fedora
Arch
PureOS
DyneBolic
Slax
Slackware
Android
SteamOS
ChromeOS
Ubuntu
Parabola
Puppy
Musix.
It is also used as a short name for GNU/Linux operating systems or other Linux-based systems.
Linux-based systems are used to power all types of computers, not limited to desktops and laptops, since most mobile computers (phones and tablets) run Android, which is Linux-based.
The Linux kernel was written mostly in C, and the source code is available in Linus Torvalds' GitHub profile.
If you want to check the code, you can go to the Linux' GitHub repo: github.com/torvalds/linux
Most programmers ue GNU/Linux
Dennis: I use Linux.
Bob: Cool, are you a programmer?
Dennis: Yes

Carl: What's your favorite OS?
Bill: Linux. You can actually control your system using Linux, way different than Windows.
Carl: Cool! Any installation image download?

Dennis: Why do people think i'm a hacker?
Bob: Because you're a programmer and use Linux.
by turtle-lol February 6, 2025
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Kernel for people who hate themselves, but are too scared to hurt their close ones.
If they really don't like themselves, they use a flavor of Linux called Arch, even though they are mostly just really pointy pains in the ass to listen to.
Anything other than Debian- or Red Hat-based is stupid.
My computer doesn't look like that.
Yeah, its Linux. I use arch btw
by latitudeman February 11, 2026
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