Dynamic Lifter

In reference to the so-named market garden fertiliser, The Dynamic Lifter is a sexual act performed by excreting faeces (likened to manure) upon one's hand for immediate textural aid & lubrication in the "all-senses stimulated" production of a throbbing erection.

"m8 you've never really been hard 'til ya sheila slaps down the ol' Dynamic Lifter. Shit's literally fucked"

by choucas October 7, 2020

Shirt Lifter

Another term for a Homosexual.

Have you heard? Philip Schofield is a raging Shirt Lifter.

by Cram2302 March 23, 2021

knee lifter

When you visit the porcelain bank and turn out one hell of a shit you have to lift your knees up

This morning I turned out an absolute knee lifter

by Hooternanny August 18, 2021

Ego Lifter

A person that lifts heavy weights with the only intention of impressing other people.

Person 1: Look at Derek, he is in the gym all the time
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Ego Lifter

by Person1244534 February 7, 2022

Lysol Lifter

An individual that would steal an inexpensive item given the chance

I wouldn't trust them near anything in my house. They are a Lysol Lifter if I've ever seen one.

by McWalsoft May 30, 2022

Skeleton lifter

Someone who regularly goes to the gym to weight lift, but does not gain any visual difference in muscle mass.

Tim is a skeleton lifter, they've been going gym for 4 months and I haven't seen any difference

by Shift_defintions February 23, 2023

Tit lifter

A bra

My tit lifter is too tight. I need to find another tit lifter that can fit me better

by Hurricane Dorian June 30, 2023