The sexiest woman alive. Many people question how she became that gorgeous. The truth is, she is just Leila.
by Advanced_Life_Form June 21, 2022
Get the Leilamug. Leila is the human version of espresso: small, hot, and capable of making your heart race and your life choices questionable.
She’s got boss energy in a fun-sized frame. Hilarious? Yes — the kind of funny that makes you laugh and fear her simultaneously. Her comebacks are instant, her standards are high, and her vibe is somewhere between flirty chaos and CEO in sunglasses.
Sassy doesn’t even begin to cover it. She’ll read you for filth, then flash a smile that makes you say “thank you” like she gave you a gift. She’s strong enough to carry her squad, your drama, and still strut in heels like nothing happened.
If you meet a Leila:
• Do not underestimate her height.
• Do not attempt to outwit her.
• Do expect to fall in love a little.
She’s got boss energy in a fun-sized frame. Hilarious? Yes — the kind of funny that makes you laugh and fear her simultaneously. Her comebacks are instant, her standards are high, and her vibe is somewhere between flirty chaos and CEO in sunglasses.
Sassy doesn’t even begin to cover it. She’ll read you for filth, then flash a smile that makes you say “thank you” like she gave you a gift. She’s strong enough to carry her squad, your drama, and still strut in heels like nothing happened.
If you meet a Leila:
• Do not underestimate her height.
• Do not attempt to outwit her.
• Do expect to fall in love a little.
by Evelina Rose August 27, 2025
Get the Leilamug. The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife
-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.
by CrissyIo June 26, 2024
Get the International Leila Z Day (June 26th)mug.