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Dirty Leila 

A hoe who like to suck a tiny dick while taking a fat shit while doing a dirty alec but doesn't have many friends.
P1:Hey you saw that hot girl

P2: Oh yeah I went over to her house, she was totally a dirty Leila

DirtAy leila 

A dirty leila is when someone is very deeply in love with Andrew Garfield and wants to do a lot of stuff to him
Guy 1: I want to do a dirtAy leila

International Leila Z Day (June 26th) 

The day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani!
In her 1st year of uni, she was W3 volleyball team Captain, in her 2nd year she was Club Secretary, and in her final year she is the best Club Captain UOBVC has ever seen.
Men: Leila is heterosexual (despite lesbian allegations with her best friend Cristina). She enjoys feminine looking men but who will get into fights to protect her. They must also be a great volleyball player. (Strong shared fear of being curb-stomped is encouraged)
Strengths:
-Great volleyball player (BOUNCE expert)
-Musical genius (Flute Mastermind)
-Low waisted jeans
-Vodka
-Best club captain
-Will fight you if you diss Cristina
-Will do more push ups than you
-Has great driver potential
-Slays a whale tail
-Luscious curls
-Bestest friend a person could ask for
Weaknesses:
-Environmentally UNfriendly
-Gets Volleyball confused with Baseball at times as she hits home runs
-Hates vegans
-Is a disguised leprechaun (OBSESSED with gold)
-Dubai
-Secret nerd but presents as a bag bitch
-Dairy
-Tequila and wine
-Cannot drive
-Rich men
-Her parents know all the tea
-R&B and Drill music
-Walking in 6 inch heels
-Only speaks English despite being Nigerian, Irish and Iranian
Obsessions:
-Volleyball
-Diet Coke
-Having babies
-Being a rich housewife

-Anime
-Baby yoda
-Good bangles and gold hoops (gold jewellery in general)
-Marbella
-Laser hair removal
-Iced chai lattes
International Leila Z Day (June 26th) is the one day of the year that is all about Leila Zanjani, where it is customary to take a drink of vodka in Leila’s honour to celebrate.

julianna and leila

Julianna and leila are the best friends they have the most fun together they are always their for eatch other when you see them they are gonna look like complete dum dums that's because they are
Person 1:Dam did you see those too best friends

Person 2: yeah that has to be a julianna and leila
julianna and leila by Daddy thic November 26, 2018

You just got leila'dddd 

When someone likes you but they quickly stop liking you causing you to be in confusion
Person: *likes you*
You: Hey, i think I might like u back..."
Person: nvm *does not like you*
You: I just got leila'd...
Person: You just got leila'dddd

makayla, hannah, leila 

the fab 3, the best group, we all love each other.
Makayla , Hannah, Leila are the fab 3.
Makayla, Hannah, Leila are the fab 3 cause we are fabulous in and out