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Legal Whore

An attorney - male or female - who will do absolutely anything for money, regardless of the moral, ethical, or legal implications.
Hartford attorney Marcia Mockley is a true legal whore; she represented a client and also provided sexual services to that client in exchange for money.
by legal beagle snoop October 4, 2011
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Legal-enough

When a person is under age of consent by only a slight margin.
Joe: "Hey John, I totally want to bang your sister"
John: "FUCK OFF JOE SHE'S ONLY 17"
Joe: "Legal-enough."
by samtoast January 8, 2016
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Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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Getting Legalled

Legally getting married typically only applies to same sex couples. However also adopted by those who support same sex marriage. It is also used for couples who are now having a legal ceremony, whereas prior only had a nonlegal ceremony.

After unit section 3 of The Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA) was ruled unconstitutional in 2013, this type of ceremony has become increasingly popular.
We are Getting Legalled. You are invited to attend the ceremony at x place at x time. Please RSVP by x date.
by dejavu152 January 13, 2014
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legalized bribery

1. Campaign contributions to influence policy (quid quo pro)
2. So-called "Dark Money" campaign contributions
3. All the above that a politician does not report in violation of campaign finance laws

Attributed to Cenk Uygur, host and founder of the progressive media group, The Young Turks.
America politics is all about legalized bribery buy big business interests now.
by CyberForce_dc February 21, 2023
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Legally Happy

When an individual feels happy doing something legal.
Knowing that playing music after 11:00 P.M. would be make him illegally happy, the teenage boy raised the volume of the music he was listening to and was legally happy knowing that from 7:00 A.M. to 11:00 P.M. the police, enforcing the laws, allowed anyone to play music below 8 decibels.
by but for October 20, 2017
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legally stupid

A person that has IQ below 90.
Man, this guy is legally stupid, he doesn't even know how to wear pants!
by Excustic July 1, 2016
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