lance armstrong

A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair.

Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle.

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005

flat lander

thats what people in wisconsin call people from illinois

i wish these fucking flatlanders would go back to their own state

by andrea July 9, 2004

lanced

To win a competition through illegitimate methods, particularly in the French Alps.

Noah lanced his way to victory in the "2010 Poop-Eating Olympics" on Mount Blanc by covering his plate of feces in brown sugar.

by French Cycling Organization July 24, 2010

Lanier Middle School

A horrible place with mainly hispanics that the government calls a "School". If you want to meet wannabe Latinos and Hispanics, you either go here or to Taco Bell.
The structure of the building slightly resembles a juvenile detention facility

"Where do you go to school?"
"Lanier Middle School."
"oh my god and you're not mentally damaged?!"

by raybies May 27, 2013

Lanier

Laniers are particularly fun to be around. They are amazing listeners. They are extremely easy to talk to and have the best hair. They are also some of the most talkative people you will ever meet.

Jake: who's that girl that everyone wants to be friends with?

Sara: that's Lanier!

by skk1031 May 31, 2011

Lancel

Gods what a stupid name.

Lancel Lannister, who named you? Some half-wit with a stutter?

by Perhaps another time... July 29, 2016

Lance Hilton

a very short 9 year old looking boy. He has a millimeter peter and is bad at everything he does.

Lance Hilton is so short and I would never want to hang out with him.

by Zorooq January 8, 2019