getting Kipped

Falling in love with a large black woman that could crush you.

Getting SO plastered at a party you go to get more drinks and you end up blowing the fat guy you're driving with, just because you're bored

He's totally getting Kipped with lafawnda, and he loves her more than technology

"Dude I was so drunk I didn't want to blow that guy"

"But you still blew him?"

"Yeah but I wouldn't sober"
"You were getting kipped...bye"

by Russel Flapjack April 30, 2010

kipping

Sleeping, to have a nap (40 Winks etc)

Sorry I didn't here you rin me - I was still kipping in bed

by JEFFSKI June 28, 2004

Kipper Sniffer

After sex, you cum on the girl's 'vulva', then lean down and take a whiff. (Everyone's loves their own brand, by the way.) You simply exclaim, "Damn girl, you smell like kipper."

(Kipper is a fish)

When John had reached his climax, he pulled out of Sally and came on her 'vulva'. Once preforming this act, he leaned down and breathed in deeply.

"Gee, Sally, you sure smell like kipper."

"Oh John, you're so silly!"

"Gee, Sally, I thought you liked the Kipper Sniffer."

by Jessica Barber January 19, 2008

split me kipper

to vigorously insert one's fist into a female's genitalia

ooooh ay, i split ya ma's kipper last night.

by pablo dahill's ma October 2, 2003

kipeye

to go to sleep

mate, i'm fucking hangin' like a dog, let's get some kipeye on the go

by babybeeeee December 9, 2008

Kipper

The logical meaning ----- being fucked, to fuck some one, or to tell some one to fuck off this word could be commonly used by americans and or germans

Dude this girl was getting KIPPERED behind the Wawa the other day.

by SP Dezzy May 16, 2011

kippering

The act of eating Kipper

I finally got to eat her kipper

by Anonymous July 10, 2003