Kip Hirrlingers Disease

Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.

I couldn't lift my arms and my Dr. Diagnosed me with Kip Hirrlingers Disease.

by InducedAbyss October 06, 2016

kip

a short person

"this kip is seriously a kip"

by pikathink September 05, 2022

Kip

A gymnastics/calisthenics exercise in which an athlete swings their lower body out in a glide motion before raising their feet to the bar, which gives them the momentum to raise their waist to the bar.

In order to get your kip, you must have strength in your core and shoulders.

by QueenieAUbaek December 10, 2022

Kip

little jewish man

Kip is a little jewish man

by DrewDrinkLiquid June 14, 2022

Kip

Noun. A female who only uses dating websites for attention or a quick ego boost. Said women have no intention of going out on dates with any of the men they meet online and will often leave you on read, cancel on you last minute, or not give clear time tables as to when they can go out. They get their name from the Napoleon Dynamite character, Kip, who pathetically brags to Napoleon about “chatting with hot babes online.” In 2004, this was a laughable flex but in the 2020s, it’s lifestyle for many women. This pathetic lifestyle is reinforced by shows such as “Call her Daddy.”

Guy: So when are you free this week?
Girl: I’m not sure.

Guy: I’ve talked to you for three months now and we still haven’t met in person.
Girl: I have trust issues.

Guy: Naw that’s some bullshit, you’re just a Kip!

by Jerkassjohnny October 18, 2021

KIP

Keep It Professional. Used in terms of gender interactions.

"saw you talking to that sister last night. You need to KIP. "

by saucyengineer April 18, 2017

Kipping

The act of staring at a girls for a long period of time

Jeffrey, why are you kipping her?

by Trashcan2513 November 22, 2019