kamikaze cock punch

To violently strike a male in his genitalia while simultaneously striking yourself in the genitalia and loudly yelling " Kamikaze Cock Punch!"

Friend 1: "Hey dude, what happened? Did you get hit in the dick?"
Friend 2: "Ha ha! I Kamikaze Cock Punched Ryan. You should have seen it. It was hilarious"

by IM THAT 1 DUDE November 2, 2013

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Kamikaze Hickey

To give somebody a hickey that other people will see with the intention of getting the receiver of the hickey into a bad situation, despite knowing that somebody will figure out you gave them the hickey.

friend: why were your girlfriend's parents so mad at the both of you?
Man: I gave her a kamikaze hickey.

by ichigo_crusader March 3, 2015

Kamikaze Finger Blast

Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.

I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.

by iddqd87 December 18, 2017

Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Kamikaze Handjob

It’s where you beat your meat and then all of a sudden, your girlfriend or boyfriend (if you swing that way) comes from out of nowhere and starts to jerk your meat and two seconds later, you bust a nut.

Greg: Yo what happened last night?
Chad: I don’t know, but last thing I remember is that Lucy did a Kamikaze Handjob on me.

Greg: Niiiice

by Yeet on them kids October 5, 2018

Kamikaze Eject

To create a group situation such as a group chat including your friend and every previous lover of theirs and then leave the group chat so they can fend for themselves.

Worst Case Scenario: Death to a Loved one
Best Case Scenario: Orgy

Yeah, I totally Kamikaze Ejected Brad the other day and he is so pissed!

by apollo5 August 4, 2020