Kale

Kale is a Finnish name and they are usually very annoying and bad at everything.

Ugh here comes Kale...I hate him so much

by Maybe that one April 22, 2022

Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third

Massive pessimistic attitude. Sunburnt.

"Jesus is a scam"

"Woah! Is that Happy kale(idoscope) vincent the third?"
"Yeah, you can tell because"

by Augsutnmc April 28, 2022

kale

that green ass shit that you buy at the store

Damn that's some nice kale

by daddyhakcsonly23 October 7, 2022

kale

if your name is kale you’re a whore, you probably copy everything everyone does, you’re probably a lying skank, and you are super annoying

“hi i’m a bitch!”
“who are you?”
“i’m kaley” - Charley

by rollinginturf October 21, 2022

kale

kale is a name for a person who is gay, emo, and edgy

your such a kale

by im u and u are me January 6, 2022

Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.

Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"

by Cabinator January 7, 2022

Kale

Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.

Kale (no lettuce name of person)
“Hey kale, look at the ball” kale-“haha”

by My name is sissy January 12, 2022