junkshow

One who is a complete joke. ie. seriously awful person

Sarah is a Junkshow.

by gwm2 August 26, 2006

junism

{joo-niz-uh m}

-noun

A statement intended to be wise but is inadvertently humorous and/or witty.

A: "Life is like a donut, one day you may end up with a perfectly round donut, the next you might just have the hole."

B: "Now that is definitely a junism I would live by."

by peachy_keen_jellybean March 31, 2009

Junk Buffing

A junk buffing is a very good and satisfying hand-job.

"If he came on my show i'd give him such a good junk buffing he wouldn't need an Argentine mistress"

by Dazeses July 17, 2009

junk bomber

someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk

A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.

by rodeoclown December 30, 2009

Junk-slopping

The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.

"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."

by Artychick1970 December 31, 2011

Junk Food Dude

Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.

That guy you were about to fight last night was being a real Junk Food Dude

by brucelives December 30, 2015

Junkaneering

someone who makes things out of junk

mate, that bike you built out of a pile of garbage is an excellent example of Junkaneering. its so good you could use it every day if it wasn't so crappy looking.

by fartiscrubs June 15, 2018