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Juan

He's hot. Really hot. But, all he wants are girls, fame, and money. So be careful and know his full intentions before getting really close with him.
"Juan is so hot oh my lord..."
"But I heard he doesn't really befriend or date girls who aren't SUPER pretty."
by who_r_u_even May 1, 2018
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Some fat-ass mother fucker. He won’t be anything, but a fag eating shit in a shed cutting grass for a living.
Damn bro, your as fat as Juan!
by Luis Olivares. June 1, 2018
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My favourite meme is Juan.
by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin April 28, 2021
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He’s the absolute worst. Annoying but quirky. He’s determined but annoying. Hes Always sorry but doesn’t know how to show it.
Ugh Juan, when will you give up?
by Snails dk was November 24, 2019
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A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”
Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”

Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”
by BustasAintShid February 13, 2020
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The number before 2
Juan, two, tree
by weiugfvuaweogbfiawueofbewso January 9, 2021
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Juan is a just shit man... like fr nobody wants a juan with his dusty self always making a girl feel bad🥱
Damn don’t go near juan”
by Don’t worry💯 February 8, 2020
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