An awesome Facebook group composed of the coolest Jonas Brothers fans in existence. It's like Post Secret in the way that you write things on a picture and send it in as a "secret" but it's all about the Jonas Brothers. Then hilarious people like Clintt Eastwood and Glen Coco comment on them with hilariousness.
Me: You creepin'?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
Random person: 0_o what?
Me: You know? Jonas Secrets?
Random person: ....no really what?
by LaurenJT December 23, 2008
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A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").
By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008
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"Shutup Jonadick"
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If you know a guy named Jonas, give him a pat on the back and compliment him. He's extremely handsome.
If you know a guy named Jonas, give him a pat on the back and compliment him. He's extremely handsome.
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Get the Jonas mug.A bunch of retards who cant sing, and are puppets for the new disney, not the old one. Their fan base is a bunch of little girls from ages 5-16 who dont like them for their music but for their looks, AnD tYpE LiEk ThiSS!!<3 . But really the Jonas Brothers dont even look that good, they look like sewer rats with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: oMg LiEk tHa JoNaZ brotHerS are lIeK sooOo0 hawt! <3
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
Normal person: Those bitches look like martians with one eyebrow.
Jonas Brothers fan: No!!! lIeK GeT oUt Of here u hAt3r! <3
Normal person: *sigh*
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