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The thing-a-ma-jigger flies again!
by Darken the Way January 31, 2019
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Jigger

If you are a Jigger, you must have the following:

You go outside for every month that the Middle East is at peace.

Your most likely white, but you can be of ALL ethnicities too.

You look like Shrek from "The Original Shrek Test from 1995" (0:25)

You have glasses, and is smart, but not only smart, you have to shove it down people's throats.

You have a maximum of 2-5 friends, and a minimum... there is none.

You NEVER curse, get no hoes, have 5,000 pebbles, NOT impoverished, NOT struggling, SENSITIVE.

And remember, you can leave the Jiggerland, but it will ๐๐ž๐ฏ๐ž๐ซ leave you, but I pray for you.
"Bro, you know Arthur, the nigga with the Khakis, bro is definitely a Jigger, slay, rizzler, amogus sussy baka, fanum tax skbidi toilet LMAO!" - Arthur (White boy with DC shoes)

"๐Š๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฅ๐Ÿ." - Sarah
by XinijiOG December 18, 2023
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Jigger Gobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe work that is usually of a temporary nature in this relatively new "gig economy", thus allowing companies to avoid the associated obligation, liability & costs of hiring employees.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Gobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Gobs. Yo!"
by Logical Empiricist Stoic November 19, 2023
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Jiggers

When something is not fit for purpose and you have to tell a senior manager.
It's not fit for purpose and I'm going to tell the management how Jiggers it really is
by steroy jenkins January 31, 2024
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Jigger

A black person with identity issues who disposes of their own origins and attempts to make others think they are and always were, Japanese.

Can also work the opposite way with a japanese person thinking they are black.
'yo, you see shaniqua? she calls her self shaniqua-chan and goes around trying to speak Japanese...'

'another jigger.'
by areal1one1 August 9, 2024
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Jigger

Jigger is a sweet sensitive but super hot guy. He is tall and quiet but he can speak with his eyes and has a really gross yet charming sense of humor. Itโ€™s hard to get to know them but when a Jigger loves you he loves hard and passionately. He is caring towards everyone in his life and cries when the people he loves are hurt. Jigger is also a freak in the bed and a really good kisser. He is good with his hands and also can make you feel safe. Donโ€™t let jigger go.
Damn did you get with Jigger? He is smokin hot.
by LuvHamburger42069 November 24, 2021
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Jigger

Its the n-word for Jewish people. Used by younger generations . See also jigga
He's a penny pincher , a real jigger.
What's up jigga?
by Kongjp February 10, 2021
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