A man who will sacrifice any and all personal values for the sake of remaining relevant and popular.
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
Example: Calling someone “Americans Hitler” and “Cultural Heroine” only to then end up as their running mate and singing their high praises
Secondary definition: A dolphin and couch fucker
That person has no backbone, they were trying to get me fired and now they are sucking up to me since I’ve gotten a promotion. They’re such a “JD Vance”
by SZCY August 11, 2024
Get the JD Vancemug. Involuntary euthanasia.
by Czech Hunter 1984 April 22, 2025
Get the JD Vance Handshakemug. The biggest piece of shit, garbage person you’ve ever seen. He/she can’t get a significant other on their own, so they have no problem coming on to their friends spouse or girlfriend, and will gladly steal them if he/she can. Couldn’t tell the truth to save them from an execution, and will steal anything from anyone, including his/her own parents. Just an overall scummy, lying, gap toothed shitpile of a person with nothing to offer anyone except bullshit and betrayal.
Jim: “Hey asshole! I thought we were friends?!? Kim told me you hit on her last night! What the Hell?”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
Dan: “I was only friends with you to get to her anyway!”
Jim: “Wow! You’re a total JD Hodges, you prick!”
by ErMahGerdErtsErPernerss April 9, 2023
Get the JD Hodgesmug. JD: POG CHAMP
by BRUH ITS JD October 16, 2020
Get the JDmug. 
A JD is someone who is fairly confident in his skills as a duelist but ultimately bottom frags most of the time. His skills can vary from being quite good to John Mohmedi. JD's can be described as trash and unable to comprehend the fact that they're terrible at the game.
by De Gnome July 8, 2021
Get the JDmug. JD Vance is the 50th Vice-President of the United States of America. Serving under 47th President Donald J. Trump.
Bro 1: What do you think about JD Vance becoming VP?
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
Bro 2: it’s good, just so long as he does his job.
Bro 1: JD Vance is a cool guy.
by RealDiamond51 February 9, 2025
Get the JD Vancemug.