Wild Jazzy

Extremely protective girlfriend, super possessive of her man. Will Cheeto-Chop any female who looks at her man wrong, let alone even think about talking to him. She loves harder than anything you could ever imagine but do her wrong and you'll see a side of her you didn't know existed from humans. All Hades will rise and you'll wish you had never been born. So just love her and your life will be the best it could ever be.

He was approached by an unknown female but rerouted her attempt because he didn't want to feel the wild Jazzy come out in his girlfriend.

Jasmine was all sweet and cute until her BF did her wrong then she turned into a wild Jazzy.

by KJ4Ever July 11, 2020

Jazzy Jizz

An orgasm so theatrical, so flamboyant, it practically demands a spotlight. Characterized by involuntary jazz hands, sound effects reminiscent of a tuba, and the emotional intensity of a Broadway finale. Often leaves one partner confused and the other bowing to imaginary applause.

“We were just vibing, and then bam—he hit me with the jazzy jizz. I think I heard a trumpet.”

by The Real Detective June 23, 2025

Jazzy Dumbldore

The gayest sexual act known to gay kind. It involves two consenting males spreading their cheeks as far as they can and then rubbing their taint assholes over newly purchased furniture. Once the new furniture is assed out the homosexuals will scream vile accusations about white Jesus.

Tim:My asshole burns like hell!
John:I know we shouldn't have did that Jazzy Dumbldore on those wooden benches!!
Tim: Let's go to that nice Baptist church next time.

by HU3YS_A_FREEMAN March 17, 2017

jazzy👑

Welp likes Twitter. Likes Star Wars, Minecraft, and fall guys. Uses Lol all the time yt live chat.

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by Jazzy👑 October 12, 2020

Jazzy

Adj. Extreme Wellness, Amazing, The best

Paris: How are you?
Gin: I'm feeling pretty jazzy!
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Grey: Wow, Smores are so jazzy!

by GinIsGivingUp December 23, 2019

jazzies

meaning a group of females (non-deragatory)

Hey all you jazzies get back to class

by Piephoff March 22, 2009

jazzy joaquin

well to pull a jazzy joaquin you open the assault with a seneaky sanchez then transition into a gas pump after ou have had enough fun and are about to ejaculate you switch to doggystyle quickly and go for about a minute then you either pull a hudini or a pearl necklace or a pearl necklace to go but if you are civalized suck as i am you preform either a sneaky turkish or settle for the classic superman she will love it.

i gave lauren the best jazzy joaquin last night she hasnt woken up yet.

by benito1234 October 28, 2007