East of Java

1. Where the site of Krakatoa is most definitely not to be found.
2. A rather good band that plays the Essex / East London rock circuit

1. Krakatoa is west of Java, you idiot!!!
2. Last saturday I went to see East of Java play at the Valentine in Gants Hill with all my mates from 18 Plus.

by Dr Pinch April 26, 2005

Java

Slang for anal sex. Javascript works across all systems, as anal sex works across all people. Hence: Java=Anal Sex.

Ex 1: Dude, I convinced her to have java with me last night. It was so awesome until her IBS kicked in. I'm still scraping chocolate pudding off of my popsicle stick.

Ex2: Oh gross! Those two guys are having java in public in BROAD DAYLIGHT!

by Count Zurich May 11, 2009

Goddamn Java!

Expression of dismay/disgust.

Arcade Fire is so mainstream now... Goddamn Java!

by photojournalist January 20, 2011

Javading

To do so much extra credit work that it makes the whole class look really bad.

Also Meaning to do extra credit without it being necessary.

"please stop javading"
"Why?"
"Its making us look bad"

by koxxghostxx November 4, 2011

java

One of the best drinks ever put on this earth.

I need a cup of java.

by Kompassion Kid September 21, 2005

java chip frap

drinking a java chip is having sex. it hits all the right spots...and moves into your body the right way.

damnnnnn look at that java chip frap

by hello89 January 11, 2007

Javan

Javan is the sexiest most athletic man on earth. He can’t cuff one feezy if she ugly. If she is baaaaaad then he can cuff but is mainly focused on looks. He is very intelligent and will steal ur gurl

Damn, I wish I could be like javan

OR
Damn, javan is so smart and good at sports

by DaddyJJ May 30, 2018