Japanese firedrill

Involves a clasroom of students raising their desks above their heads and running out of the room upon news of an impending fire. Can be quite chaotic and confusing for teachers.

Joe: "Japanese firedrill"
Class: "ARGH" run out of room with desks above heads

by Toupai June 12, 2006

Japanese Denim

Old School Jeans from the US Remade almost perfectly. All are handmade and hand dyed. These Jeans are of course extremely Expensive!! and there is a shop in NYC that sells them exclusively for the US. These type of jeans are also quoted in Rick Ross's lyrics for his song "All I Have In This World." Could be slang for Boss-like Jeans.

Joe: What kind of pants you wearin'?

Jim: Japanese Denim, wit money stuffed in em'!!!

Joe: oh shit Nigga!! thats Trilla

by B-ReN~FrEsH October 23, 2008

Japanese Toffee

When a woman sucks ur slender chode, then u proceed to cum on her cheeks and then shoot ur load all up in her grill while cooking dinner at the same time.

Wow i can believe we just Japanese toffee, and now we have this lovely steak to eat.

by Sick Matt December 6, 2009

japanese flag

When one has consumed a particularly dodgy curry or food dish, the results of which are for one to have a severly inflammed sphincter (hence 'jap flag'). There maybe some discomfort when passing faeces. Jap flag is often associated with sibling terms "turtle head (turtling)", "Ring-Stinger" and "touching cloth"

"That was a dodgy curry last night, I think I'm jap flagging"

"I am experiencing a case of Japanese flag"

"Excuse me your majesty, I must depart immediately, I'm touching cloth and being partiotic I hope I dont wave the jap flag"

"That ring stinger has left me with a severe case of Japanese flag"

by El Dinho September 22, 2006

Japanese government

A group of stupid morons who made a congratulatory address for Dubya's reelection, that will just increase their own nations' body count in Iraq.

Japanese government will keep on licking kornhole of George W. Bush in his second term.

by unkn0wn November 3, 2004

Japanese Handshake

The act of a man giving himself oral sex while standing, thusly making him resemble a Japanese man bowing.

Ex: Dude, I totally had a Japanese Handshake on the subway yesterday! High Five!

by PhillyPizzaGod May 6, 2014

Japanese Girls

Japanese girls are usually one of the rare type in places, besides Japan that the discusting old american and/or caucasian men like, like most other asian girls. {I know from experience, I'm japanese myself.} Often used as sex toys, we are degraded by everyone. Even rappers. (i.e.- Chingy: "Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian. It don't matter what color on this occasion.")

That example just proves it's just all for sex. Even guys use pretty girls.. hell, ugly girls too. Just depends on the kinky level. Oh. Back to the definition. Most males think we are going to cook for them, and clean, and have cute kids.

You got the cute kids part right, but there's no way in HELL I'm going to do that bull for some fake guy. If you think we are, you have another think coming. We'll go samurai on your ass.

Jeff: I want a japanese girl. I heard they're good in bed.
Bob: Dude. Shut the fuck up, they'll kick your ass.

by Tsuki May 6, 2005