Japanese Toilet

A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.

After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.

by Purple Chocolate Chip December 28, 2012

Japanese Pixel Monster

The Japanese Pixel Monster, which can be abbreviated to JPM, is a horrendous and despicable creature which lurks throughout the vast majority of the Japanese porn which is available online. This sinister creature only appears as the video is working towards the climax and the genitals of the featured men or women are about to be revealed. It then remains for the duration of the video, constantly looming over your otherwise enjoyable viewing experience. The most heinous aspect of the Japanese Pixel Monster is actually how *little* it blurs out: every part can be identified, and even curvature is distinguishable—nevertheless, the malevolent little pixels serve as a much unwelcome distraction and give the feeling of watching some kind of watered-down softcore porno (even though what you are really viewing is most likely some pretty sick shit). This can often result in a discouraging atmosphere, leaving the once hopeful audience with a chronic case of blue balls for the rest of the night.

Evidently, the Japanese Pixel Monster is a product of Japanese censorship laws wherein adult movie theaters are free to show absolutely anything (be it live-action or animated), so long as any genitals are blurred.

--Example--

Pervert: "So I was watching this awesome porno with two Japanese chicks crapping on each others' chests... it was really hot, except when they went to do the close up—get this—the Japanese Pixel Monster came along and blurred out the girl's ass hole! Can you believe that?? I could barely see the turd squeezing its way out.. so now I'm like... pssssht... what was even the point of all that build-up, ya know?"

Friend: "Dude, that's fucked up."

Pervert: "I know, right?!"

Friend: "No, I mean I can't believe you watch that sick shit."

Pervert: "Oh.."

Friend: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

Pervert: "Oh, I see......"

by whiteNerd<3aznGurlz March 23, 2010

Japanese otaku girls

A stereotype used for the creation of konata from lucky star, they enjoy manga, anime, yaoi, music, videogames, and cosplaying, they are athletic and good at sports, they may act innocent but they're perverts in reality and think about male x male relationships, and even female x female, most of the time they're hotter than the otaku girls from other parts of the world, but there are grotesque exceptions.

guy a: japanese otaku girls are so hot!

guy b: damn, you're such a loser.

by ZKL123 February 9, 2010

Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

japanese airliner

While having anal sex with a woman while standing up, you grab her arms and hold them straight out to her side. Then make the sound of an airplane and steer her head first into a wall, knocking her out. Promptly exit leaving her lying naked on the ground.

I took that girl home and gave her the Japanese Airliner, and still made it home in time to watch Matlock.

by Obie1 March 3, 2007

Japanese Rain Goggles

A phrase that means absolutely nothing but was designed to cause hype on the internet.

Charlie Sheen said Courtney gave him "japanese rain goggles" last night...

by Caaaxy! November 26, 2010

Japanese Combat Boots

A pair of flip flop sandals

flip flop sandals or Japanese Combat Boots

by redfive2009 June 30, 2009