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Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
by Rat God. August 15, 2022
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Jakob Stahr

Jakob Stahr is the type of dude who has incredible muscles and a wonderfully beautiful face.

his cock is about 3 inches wide and 2 inches long.
Oh wow, look at that handsome young man. He must be related to Jakob Stahr
by Antiom November 24, 2021
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Jakob

yeah, Jakob´s a furry.
by Bakugo´s_waifu May 3, 2021
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Jakob Foran

He is the best person in the world and everybody likes him. He is smart, funny, great at everything, super funny, good looking, super smart and he likes to be awesome
by George not found June 27, 2022
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Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition
The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.
by tpul August 7, 2024
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Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!
by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024
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Jakob

He is very dryg
Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob
by Vem vet... January 27, 2017
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