The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.
"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."
by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016
The best friend you will ever find. The name is from Jakob, who G-d names Israel. They are a bro and will listen to you. They are always there for you. They are also sometimes absent-minded and careless.
Person 1: Yo I talked with Jakob yesterday! He is so cool!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!
Person 2: I know bro. We're so lucky to know him!
by DarkLoridian909 April 08, 2022
by jewsarexooll January 19, 2022
The cute guy from Auditory Message , which is an alternative rock band from Austria, you should definetly go and check out their Instaagram @auditorymessage
by PanicAtTheDiscoRoach August 27, 2018
by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021
coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
Jakoby : his middle name means he who supplants /he who builds a firm foundation on the lord . A fun fact that Jakoby is a very masculine name and a famous Basketball player names .
Jakoby is a man who is independent finically . Jakoby is a man of God who has eye for detail and can prophecy .
by Musicismyclarity February 23, 2022