issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.

guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over

by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008

Bonk issue

A publication that is filled with "it is what it is" content

A good example of a Bonk issue is Volume 21 number 3

by AHarv February 25, 2008

Steppin' on an issue

When a person should just close their mouth or stop what they're doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their ass beat.

"Ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin' on an issue.."

"I know that car did not just cut me off. Imma get right up next to Speedy Gonzalez here and let him know he steppin' on some issues.."

"If my boss says one more thing to me today she goin' push me over the edge, she don't even know she steppin' on an issue.."

by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009

shower issue

The thing you think about while taking a shower.

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.

by Phunkee February 18, 2009

Reindeer Issues

it's another term for having a sharp stick in your rear.

The Angry Busdriver Had some serious Reindeer Issues.
The Teacher had Reindeer Issues when she shouted at the class.
She is having some serious reindeer issues today

by Miss_Gallifrey February 24, 2015

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

take issue with

A more unusual way of saying that the speaker would like to say that something is bothering them.

You know I must take issue with that you call all sparkling wine Champagne, Champagne comes specifically from the french wine region named Champagne, all sparkling wines are therefore not necessarily Champagne.

by Earl of Warwick August 1, 2017