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issue-ritus

(according to a certain Hispanic male), a chronic condition of prevailing issues that plague a crazy moth*f*cka until he/she has extensive mental problems.
guy 1: damn that b*tch is crazy! she wants to be thrown out the window?

guy 2: yea it's her issue-ritus taking over
by anabella zitroza March 6, 2008
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Daddy issues

a girl who didn’t have a good father figure growing up, tends to go for older boys and constantly craves attention from them and wants to constantly be with them and feel comforted. Usually struggles to love and trust aswell as getting jealous and angry easily.
by angel7890 August 2, 2022
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Daddy Issues

A condition in which a girl has unprocessed

trauma from having an unhealthy relationship

with her father she may become placating
and deferential if she grew up around a wolf.
I’ve got insecure attachment probably from unresolved Daddy issues.”,

“Could it be that I keep dating assholes because of my Daddy issues?”
by poetB March 14, 2022
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Steppin' on an issue

When a person should just close their mouth or stop what they're doing right away because they are dangerously close to getting their ass beat.
"Ooh girl when she said my weave look fake she knew she was steppin' on an issue.."

"I know that car did not just cut me off. Imma get right up next to Speedy Gonzalez here and let him know he steppin' on some issues.."

"If my boss says one more thing to me today she goin' push me over the edge, she don't even know she steppin' on an issue.."
by AllieVerlaine March 2, 2009
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Reindeer Issues

it's another term for having a sharp stick in your rear.
The Angry Busdriver Had some serious Reindeer Issues.
The Teacher had Reindeer Issues when she shouted at the class.
She is having some serious reindeer issues today
by Miss_Gallifrey February 24, 2015
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shower issue

Dude, I looked at Becky's but the other day and when I showered this morning I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's like totally my shower issue now.
by Phunkee February 18, 2009
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Daddy Issues

When a woman usually of the emo variety has an abusive / absent father in their life. The result of this usually makes the woman tend to go for an older man or an abusive one depending on the type of father they had.
“That white bitch Paulina so fucked up bro her daddy issues makin’ her go for some frat house abusive prick!”
by momfindpoopsock October 18, 2023
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