Kevin-ism

The non Catholic way of religion that has 5 less commandments (as 10 is too many to remember), the 5 commandments remaining have been modified to fit in today's society, No more Sunday early AM Masses come Saturday night and drink my wine (Bacardi, Coke w/ Lime) and eat my Christ chips, no alter servers below the age of 21, the spokespersons of the sermon can and are required to be involved (with no celibacy) so there are no involvement with any and all followers and like the Catholics all is forgiven as well.

Had Tiger Woods and his ex wife joined the Kevin-ism culture prior to getting married there would have been no issues as his adulterous ways would not have happened. We tried to convert him prior to a divorce as all things can be saved and forgiven

by Father of Kevin-ism September 1, 2010

retard ism

the state of being retarded.

Down syndrome people usually have retard ism.

by Wills0 June 5, 2009

b-ism

A religion filled to the brim of Earths most elite. Derived from the 🅱️ig 🅱️od 🅱️erry 🅱️. 🅱️enson our 🅱️od. This is the superior religion. All others must succumb to its power.

That kid is really boofin. He must be a part of B-ism.

by NBA Sluk May 4, 2019

ted-ism

A compleatly random comment said at an innapropriate time or place

"oh thats one of them hookers right?"

Talking about the "hook and leader" method of introducing an essay

by Tessmer June 19, 2006

dane-ism

n. A phrase or word created by comedian Dane Cook that people commonly quote.

"Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.

by MusicFreak_08 October 3, 2007

11-ism

The 1984 film "This is Spinal Tap" had a scene where a guitarist explains why they're so loud--the amps have volume dials that go to 11. When the interviewer asks why they don't just recalibrate so that 10 is the highest, there's a confused pause, after which the guitarist repeats, "These go to 11."

An 11-ism is any similar bit of clueless thinking.

Did you hear his defense of horoscopes? What an 11-ism!

I watched the political debates last night and have never heard so many 11-isms packed into one block.

by GalileoUnchained November 8, 2011

salahi-ism

1. The act of being self-involved and detattched from reality

2. Acting delusional about a situation that is ones own fault

see also Narcicism and/or Schizophrenia

Dude, Allison needs to stop having that total salahi-ism attitude.

by PalahniukLover January 1, 2012