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Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
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to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 1, 2014
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Flex seal your god damn mouth

Another way to tell someone to shut the fuck up because they won't stop being a fucking fortnite player
Kenny I with fucking flex seal your god damn mouth shut you gay fortnite player.
by I love izzie999 April 15, 2021
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Eat your mouth

Wanting to kiss someone passionately
Ed whispered to Marcus as he held him tightly i want to eat your mouth
by RedEd1917 January 2, 2023
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Get the marbles out of your mouth

Urging someone to speak, sing, or write so that they can be heard or understood more clearly
You need to get the marbles out of your mouth — I could barely hear that last verse.
by Lazarus Online December 10, 2022
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listen with your mouth

Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.
Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.

Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.
by Pastfarian December 2, 2010
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