a 'stupid-idiot' term used by people who are excited to go home from college and hang out with their family and are upset there isn't an actual term for this sentiment.
Sarah: "I am so excited to go home and have a fam-dam!"
Esther: "What the hell is a fam-dam... what in the world does that even mean?"
Esther: "What the hell is a fam-dam... what in the world does that even mean?"
by stupidsarah November 06, 2010
(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams
(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)
Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
by A friend and his beaver dam November 29, 2007
one of the best towns in Wisconsin. everyone here is very nice and welcoming, if you watch out for the snakes. the kids are all talented at something and very smart. all the girls are beautiful, and all the guys are very goodlooking. it’s a small town with little to do, but there’s always something fun to do if you’ve found the right friends :)
by it’s whatever lol November 28, 2018
Tiffany, you're such a bitch, you totally beaver dammed me when I was trying to hook up with Trevor last night!
by sodapopjorge May 03, 2017
Working together. In a work setting when 2 people work together. Also, when 2 companies do a joint venture to bridge a gap... it's called darning the dam. You could also use this when 2 departments work together on a centralized goal.
Our design team is darning the dam with our marketing team to build an awesome website. We're going to make so much money.
by thepicklebomber November 20, 2018
When you have sex with a girl, then finish on her vagina. Spread the semen over her vagina and leave it to dry. Once it dries, nothing will get in or out of her vagina, leaving it "beaver dammed"
last weekend i beaver dammed my girlfriend, needless to say she was not happy when she realized what i had done.
by dickfore. March 30, 2010
scene of Titan's Curse where Percy, Grover Thalia, and Zoe are at the hoover dam. Zoe says "Let us find the dam snack bar." followed by comments about dam (insert thing here). Zoe never got it/
Zoe Nightshade: Let us find the dam snack bar.
Grover Underwood:*smiles* The dam snack bar?
Zoe Nightshade: I don't get it.
Grover Underwood:*smiles* The dam snack bar?
Zoe Nightshade: I don't get it.
by fangirl47 February 15, 2016