single husband

A man that is single that possesses husband qualities.

Kelsey: “I shouldn’t have ever trusted that guy Daniel. He stood me up!”
Jared: “You should’ve went for that guy Jalen! I heard he’s single husband!”

by ILOVERAINBOWS0001 November 27, 2018

Corpse husband

Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.

Person 1: bro have you seen the Youtuber Corpses content? Its amazing

Person 2: I did, totally simping

“ Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.”

by Sommer666 October 17, 2020

instagram husband

The husband of a blogger or online influencer who takes photographs for his spouse and is tolerant of the constant interruptions that come along with the blogging business.

My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.

by KelseyKaplanFashion November 21, 2016

trophy husband

A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.

Tyler wants to be a trophy husband when he gets old, unfortunately he dosen't have the body.

by Salllliiiieeee December 9, 2008

deadbeat husband

A man who calls himself a husband yet does not fulfill his obligations as one. Neglects his home, his duties as a provider, will not help with maintaining of finances and leaves the responsibilities of the future on his wife to shoulder alone. This man also has a habit of crediting himself for all of his wife's hardwork. He also has a habit of mentally abusing his wife and acting as the superior or authority in the household.

My husband decides when and where to communicate about our family needs. He decides when a conversation is over or he isn't the one winning. He is immature and often calls me horrible names in front of our child. He puts me down in front of his family and friends and blames me for his behavior. Then when all is said and done acts like nothing ever happened painting himself as a saint in front of everyone, and threatens to make my life miserable if I do not make him a happy man.

by Hardworking wife & mom April 30, 2004

Murder husband

A term used to describe the characters Will Graham or Hannibal Lecter from the TV show Hannibal.

Although they are often described as "The Murder Husbands" this term is also suitable.

"Well I wish I had a murder husband like Hannibal"

"Look its the murder husbands on the news!"

by Scarybritishperson April 7, 2021

Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend

Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.

Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020