lower horn

The penis. The term was coined on an episode of Futurama.
"Prepare the lower horn!"
by Cat-Owning Dork July 14, 2009
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french horn

the freakin awesome brass instrument that only freakin awesome people can play!
The french horn is the best brass instrument ever and its doesnt sound like some weird animal dying like a trumpet does!
by Cyrstal May 23, 2005
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French Horn

A misnomer for the Horn in F or F Horn; this instrument plays in the key of F and was invented in Germany. However, it was mistakenly called the "French Horn". The International Horn Society has declared the official name of this instrument to be the Horn.
A single Horn has 3 keyes, while a double Horn has 4. A talented Horn player can play over 6 octaves on this instrument.
Barry Tuckwell plays the Horn.
by Tanja June 06, 2004
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get on the horn

Hey Simpson, get on the horn and tell accounting we need more TPS reports.
by famousramos June 12, 2004
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horn

a woman who is not currently being a hormeister. A woman who is treating her boyfriend or husband in a good natured way.
Thanks for being a good horn today. I can't stand it when you are a hornmeister and treat me so cruelly.
by Stew Sobel October 23, 2006
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horn trip

party in a car; driving around back roads of Prince Edward County drinking large quantities of liquor and beer; refers to a particular route in the coun'y
"What'd you do Saturday night?"
"The Hayloft was full so we went Horn Tripping"
by coun'y local January 28, 2008
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Wicked Horn

The act of having sex with animal horns/tusks. The woman inserts the non-sharp end of the horn. She then has sex with her partner's anus or vagina. If she masturbates with the horn, she lifts only one leg up and inserts the sharp end of the horn and continues until orgasm occurs. Different sharp objects can be used for this act, such as a butterknife, a cone, etc.
Man, Julie was masturbating with a goat's horn yesterday. I think she called it the Wicked Horn. Fucking crazy.
by HiruXD August 24, 2007
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