HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON October 23, 2007

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Foof hoof

Another word for camel toe.

yoga pants look a little tight. You can see the outline of her foof hoof.

by Tigermoff August 31, 2020

Hoof Slash

When you get caught by the deer women and she say she your auntie

But damn! That hoof slash had a beautiful moose knuckle .

by dacnomaniac January 02, 2023

Hoofed

To have enthusiastically snorted a drug in powder form.

Crispin's just hoofed a big line of charlie, I'd avoid him until he's come down a bit, and stopped acting like such a prick.

by irate of islingworth November 27, 2023

hoofed

When a joint gets side burnt.

“Did you only light one side???”
“Yeah man, I accidentally hoofed it.”

by RodrickHeffley420 December 03, 2021

Dirty Hoof

When a girl puts her Walmart feet so far up your butthole it makes you cum

Im going to dirty hoof you till you scream

by Bebebopbop September 15, 2021