Rhino hoof

A camel toe but on your ass

You see that bitches ass she got a rhino hoof

by Dickemdown April 9, 2015

Hoof

The worst/best possible outcome for anything.

The midget stripper over there will show you one hoof of a time.

by Cleatus Titson August 5, 2021

cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Toe in the hoof

Using your feet to pleasure a young lady floof

I really hope I get a “toe in the hoof’ tonight

by Megan’s toe December 31, 2018

hoof doof

A silly, goofy person. An airhead. Funny looking.

Look at that dog. Looks like a hoof doof!

by Trapqueenangie July 30, 2022

Hoof Wood

Erectile hyperfunction; when a guy only needs a few seconds to slide in.

Put that damn hoof wood away! I already came 4 times.

by HardHoof November 1, 2015

Hoof draggin bitch

When someone or something does not pick up their feet enough, therefore letting them drag making the sound of a maracas shaking when they walk on hard flooring.

That hoof draggin bitch is so loud when she goes to bed.

by Urban observer September 17, 2019