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holiday haulter

the opposite of a holiday whore. a holiday haulter is a man or woman who is denied intercourse from their spouse specifically on any type of holiday, anniversary, birthday, or any other special event.
Randall: dude yesterday was your birthday..get any special lovin' from the lady?
Tim: nah, that bitch was being a holiday haulter
by TheIncredibleHault November 30, 2009
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Hertling Holiday

When you take off from work for no apparent reason other than "just because"
Ehh, weather looks shitty for Monday. I think I'll take a Hertling Holiday
by Pontiacc February 13, 2017
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Holiday Prozac

Another term for peppermint candy canes or any holiday treat that keeps people in a good mood during the holiday season.
"My family was pissing me off during Christmas dinner so I slipped some Holiday Prozac.
by justsomedude9593 January 2, 2012
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mattress holiday

A holiday on which most workers won't get a day off, but you'll probably be able to buy a mattress on the cheap.
Person 1: What even is the point of Flag Day, I still have to come into work.

Person 2: It's a mattress holiday.

Person 1: (checks newspaper) Huh, I guess these are some pretty good deals on memory foam.
by DryCleaningBuffalo December 27, 2018
mugGet the mattress holidaymug.

holiday scene

a holiday scene is a person who goes down to the city and "trys" to be scene and goes to the city when they want but all the emos and scenes yell out at them and embaress the fuck out of them infront of everyone because real emos and scenes are in town almost 24/7
real scene 1:look at the fucking holiday scenes trying to fit in it so pathetic
real scene 2:i know there just so fucking stupid, ive seen them 2 times in the last month
real scene 1:"yells at holiday scene"go back to where you came from fucking holiday scene!...
by JessFUCKINGJenocide March 4, 2009
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school holiday

a break for school students and all homework aren't necessary
dude it's school holiday! all homework r shit
by lunalixe March 31, 2013
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Happy Holidays

The worst thing to say to a fundementalist Christian besides 'I vote Democrat'.
"Everytime you say Happy Holidays an angel gets aids!11"
by Falafelfield December 28, 2005
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