Hobosexual

The opposite of Metrosexual. A guy with complete lack of style. One who could care less about what he is wearing or what other people think about his appearance. Usually has need for a haircut and shave.

Dude, what is Kramer wearing?
I don't know man, he's a Hobosexual.

by lawsal August 1, 2013

Hobosexual

Someone who's sexual orientation is only directed at the homeless.

random person: that hobo is so hot
other random person: are you a hobosexual?

by Harold Harkinam September 24, 2009

hooded penis

An uncircumcised penis that looks like it has a hood on.

Randy: Did you see Jacob today in the locker room?

Newman: Yeah, it looks like hes got the ole' hooded penis.

by NEW YORK 23 May 31, 2009

hobohelpers

An online organization dedicated to helping the homeless. One step at a time.

Founders are:

Jeremy R.
Kimberly D.
Chris L.

"ah man I really need to contribute SOMETHING to hobohelpers.org..."

"yeah you do...there are so many people homeless...WORLDWIDE"

"I hear ya...maybe ill donate today."

":)"

by Jeremy R March 26, 2008

Hobden

Someone who likes hobnobs and is a huge fan of Justin Bieber. They are such a huge fan of Justin Bieber that they in fact, have made hobnobs that are incredibly similar to Justin Bieber's face.

A Hobden is also a serial killer, who kills anyone who insults Justin Bieber.. watch your back.

There are Hobden's EVERYWHERE!

by Hobbynob December 26, 2011

Hoboeroticism

The state of being attracted to homeless people or people who look homeless. Being attracted to men with beards, messy hair and dirty clothes.

"My friend has totally hoboeroticism for that guy with the beard in that band we saw last night."

by Zack Armstrong October 24, 2012

Hoboerectus

A human being which chooses to be homeless to enjoy the free lifestyle of avoiding stupid people

I encountered a man earlier, he appeared to have been a hoboerectus, he seemed happier alone on a park bench, sitting across from the other people being stupid

by Dicktonarry September 18, 2018