glitter hitter

When a girl named Lainey plays softball and wears pink

Lainey is on the Glitter Hitters

by Zuck23 June 16, 2024

Front hitters

Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.

Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired?

Guy 2: No?

Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us.

Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself

by DD Alwhiney November 3, 2019

Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

poopy dick rim hitter

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"

by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.

You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.

by a52martinez June 26, 2018