Leadoff hitter

A man who never hits doubles

John is their leadoff hitter? He must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

carrot hitter

A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.

Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight?

Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh

Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.

by Jizzy McDonald December 12, 2017

Cleanup Hitter

Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.

“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”

by mikethewise48 April 3, 2023

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

one hitter quitter

To be knocked out with one blow

"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"

by Lord Salty Balls August 31, 2015

Hitters dram manboob Mancini

A manikin with a boob imprint with you put on and get hit until you ejaculate

Hi I want to Hitters dram manboob Mancini with you are you down

by Captain barbossa carrot twat July 3, 2024