3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

swaggy hiking star

Someone who got their name off a children's website random name generator. Or just utterly dumb

Yea. You know Cathy? She's a real Swaggy hiking star

by CrashBandicut February 25, 2017

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

something really fucking stupid and unnecessary

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

by rodjuree July 6, 2008

hike dick

Having sex with a foul smelling penis after a long hike

Ima give you this hike dick.

by tyrese hanson July 12, 2020

Bitch Hiking

A term used when someone cheats on a woman, it’s word play on hitch hiking where someone gets into someone’s vehicle but in this case it’s a woman. Overall an elaborate name for someone that’s a player or a cheater

“Jacob recently went bitch hiking at a party”

by Pupachau June 7, 2022