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hetero-homo crush

when you're heterosexual but you have one crush of the same sex. doesn't mean you're homosexual or bisexual. it's just an exception often made for celebrities.

also known as same sex crush.
even though i'm a straight dude, i have a hetero-homo crush on brad pitt.

i'm straight and everything, but i totally have a same sex crush on demi lovato.
by mcnabeezy November 7, 2009
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Freezing hetero

The equivalent of a flaming homo. Unlike their gay outgoing counterparts, freezing heteros are more uptight and contained or "cold" and seem to shove their heterosexuality in peoples faces while showing their contempt for homosexuals.
Man 1: So I heard you went to the club
Man 2: Yea it was great. There were so many hot girls and they were so sexy and I even saw two girls making out it was
awesome!
Man 1: Sounds great
Man 2: Yea it was but then it was ruined when I got out. I saw two dudes making out it was nasty and is totally wrong.
Man 1: Man you are such a freezing hetero
by OmegaO_o June 5, 2010
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Hetero-flexible

A person that identifies as heterosexual, but doesn't seem to draw any real lines when it comes to sexual contact.
"Have you ever noticed how many women in that sorority seem to be hetero-flexible?"
by Bad_Kitty13 June 6, 2007
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heterocide

The purposeful killing of a living thing other than a human. ex. a dog, tree, ant, etc.
OMG! That guy toatolly midered that man-frog. HE gpt PWNED!!!! BOOOOOSH! Taht was heterocide!
by William Regal March 13, 2007
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Heerali

1.A woman with split personalities; colloquial term

2.Lazy, like a park bench

3.A person who has many of the same attire, i.e scarves!

4.Can, very infrequently be used to describe a nice girl...
1. "Dude, she keeps punching me when its cold, is it because shes got heerali"

2. "Do some work man, your soooo heerali"

3."DAMN you have alot of scarves...heerali-ish"

4....no real life example available.
by Ramphaal January 19, 2009
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flaming hetero

A heterosexual who is overtly sexual, absorbed, and infatuated with the opposite sex. Usually a metrosexual straight man with enough money and idle time to prance around tropical islands and small countries chasing women and any other desires. A more torqued up impulsive version of a ladies man.
What a flaming heterosexual, he's got a diffrent girl everyday of the week.
George Clooney in a cocaine psychosis.
by jerzeesneed August 12, 2007
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Hefer

Hefer: A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy. -OR- A big tub of lard in the form of a 300 lbs white girl, that lives across the street in PC AL
Lyndsey D. is a Hefer
by jnjsfriend69 July 5, 2010
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