Not to be confused with grass money, this term refers to a separate financial account that a homeowner maintains to cover the costs of products/services to keep his shrubbery tidy and healthy.
Burglars tend to target properties with tall/dense shrubbery that they can crouch behind and hide, so you should always keep a healthy hedge fund to ensure that your bushes stay trimmed and transparent.
by QuacksO May 7, 2018
Get the hedge fundmug. Used to describe something that is incredibly cool, awesome, or impressively epic. Inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog, the term conveys speed, style, confidence, and undeniable coolness.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
Coined by a linguistic genius who realized Sonic isn’t just fast—he’s hedge. Because being hedge means being on another level.
• “Bro, that move was so hedge!”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
• “Did you see her outfit? Totally hedge.”
• “My dad fixed the car with duct tape and confidence. Absolute hedge.”
• “This song is hedge—put it on repeat.”
by Daddy Hedge July 25, 2025
Get the Hedgemug. Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.
Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019
Get the micheal hedgesmug. by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
Get the Hedgingmug. An uncommon strategy seen with cryptocurrency. You are hedging some token without selling the token. e.g. If I’m in for the long-term and I want to hedge against token x price going down, I can predict the price going down in the market and stake my token x. If the price does go down, I can receive additional rebase rewards from people who predicted otherwise. "Soft" is used because contrary to how leverage works, you aren’t at risk of losing your principal.
by jnie January 27, 2022
Get the Soft-hedgemug. by Antonius9633 January 27, 2025
Get the Hedgingmug. Similar to edging, hedging is a masterbation technique, but has distinct differences. It involves a man hovering his hand over the tip of the penis, waving his hand side to side grazing the tip. The man then moans in certain scales (musical scales). This process is called "hedging up". Scales thats are used include, but are not limited to, C major, A minor, and D major. The hedger will keep moaning until they reach the desired octave or note, varying depending on their choice of scale, reaching the climax. They will then go down the scale as they finish off ("hedging down" or more colloquially known as "zodging"). Experienced hedgers can create melodies in their "hedge seshes".
Hedging was Timmys Expertise. He would hedge everyday for hours at a time, creating tunes and melodies.
by elitesingle November 10, 2024
Get the hedgemug.