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Hedge bottom

“Oi Tony, your mum looks like a hedge bottom mate”
by Kgicusb February 28, 2019
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Hedges

A form of cartoony hedgehog creatures, usually in groups of 3, being together forever.
The Three Hedges, will be coming soon I hope.
by TJSaturn November 17, 2023
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ball hedge

The males ball sack which has an overgrown forest that cant be controlled!!!
1. At closer look you have a pimple on your ball hedge

2. Your ball hedge taste rather salty

Homeboy1: when was the last time you trimmed your ball hedge it looks overgrown
Homeboy2: its difficult because i have to keep sharpening my trimmer, can you show me how to use yours?;)
by The master trimmer May 30, 2017
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hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018
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Hedge

To trim someones pubic hairs while performing fellatio. In Paris you can get a Topiary Hedge.
He was clean, tidy and satisfied after the Hedge was trimmed.
by Cha Cha Re February 6, 2021
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micheal hedges

Micheal Hedges is a guy who likes young boys and he hits on 3rd graders. He is one of the biggest creeps that keeps asking people to bend over inform of hime. If u don’t bend over then he will bend u over and rape you. Each time he sees a 5 year old girl his penis gets harder the the roxky mountains.
Random student: Hey mr. Hedges how can I raise my grade up in your class.
Micheal Hedges: give me that BOODY BOYYYY!!!
Random student:umm what?
Micheal Hedges: BEND OVER AND GIVE ME THAT BOODY NOWWWW BOY!!!!!!!
by Hi boy, jack johnson January 11, 2019
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Hedging

The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion
"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"
by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
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