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Jara Headache

A feigned headache brought about by a desire to create the opportunity for a long weekend. Also known as a Friday Migraine. Used primarily by reptiles, such as Jararaca.
Where is Lynne today?
She called out, she has a migraine again.
Oh, you mean she has a Jara Headache, figures. It's Monday!
by PurveyorOfJuice August 25, 2009
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Wolsten-headache

Getting a head ache whilst head banging along to Muse
I've got a massive Wolsten-headache from head banging to Chris Wolstenholmes (Muse bass guitarist) meaty bass intro on Hysteria.
by Steve-O Kniev-O October 5, 2011
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migraine headache boy

A person who is annoying all the time and gives people migraines and headaches
Boy: Hey have you heard of Justin Beiber? He sucks, Did you know he sucks? I have a cat his name is Jerald and he is very old but I still love him (blabs on and on)
Person: (mutters) Hello, Migraine Headache Boy.
by Fam Squad May 28, 2016
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hadda shmeal

the purest and most rawest form of bullshit.
Maddie: Remember that day I had an eye infection and I kept squinting with my right eye? Well, he thought I winked at him and because of that, he considered us a couple and when I politely turned down his offer to go get some coffee with him and his mother, he told everyone I was a racist lesbian.
Kyrstin: That is straight hadda shmeal.
by thetinwomen March 3, 2011
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Headache

John: I have a really bad headache. Eyes are hurtin aswell.
Mark: (aside) I knew i forgot to cook that chicken yesterday.
by Fuckenhowzer July 30, 2007
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Headass

A derogatory term for a person whose constant social faux pas, obnoxious mannerisms, unrealistic expectations and general ineptitude render them bothersome to an inordinate degree.
Wow, Emmett spilled tea on himself in the middle of class while discussing The Sorrows of Young Werther by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe; he is indeed a headass.
by Guildensternenstein April 28, 2010
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school work headache

a headache that i get when im doing schoolwork, but goes away a few minutes after i stop. the teachers either think im making it up or i need glasses or some other shit. these headaches are real.
fuck im getting a school work headache again!
by |fuck my life| September 7, 2009
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