Hayden

A dick or a real jerk to someone

Oh did you see Bob he was such a Hayden

by Sugarcubebandit May 19, 2020

hayden

the most perfect man in the world. his beautiful green eyes and his adorable smile will make your day the second he smiles or blinks his eyes. he will make you fall in love with him within seconds. he has the best personality and he cares about everyone besides those that hurt his bestfriends or loved ones. he is the love of my life and my bestfriend. he makes me the happiest girl alive. and he makes me excited to spend the rest of my life with him.

julie -“how is that man that just walked in”
me- “hayden, the love of my life”

by ameliabarron November 23, 2017

Hayden

Hayden has game, that part is mad true. However, he hasn't learned yet that having lasting relationships is next level up. Hopefully, Hayden is capable of trying it sometime. Or, just find someone who is willing to share, let him be him, and also still get nudes. I hear Hayden sucks dick too? Hayden should aim to find a girl who is about that life and have a suck off. I bet she'd win. You'll often find Hayden hanging around random dj booths, especially at festivles or gatherings. Word to the wise, if you aren't strong enough or self aware enough he might hurt you. So come correct, or don't come at all. While not everyone agrees with Hayden's ways, you can't deny he is good at what he does. He has a good brain, but not the best. He is a light, but like the Walmart brand that goes dim after you buy into it.

Hayden: "You're the coolest girl I've ever met."

Her: "I know."

Hayden:"I didn't think I'd ever find you."
Her: "And you never will again."

Hayden: "Have you graduated high school?"
Her: "Dude I'm 35. But I'm the hottest 35 yr old you'll ever fucking meet."

Hayden: "Can I meet your kids?"
Her: "Never."

Hayden: "I've never felt this way tbh"
Her: "The nights still young, you got this."

Hayden: "Look me up on Urban Dictionary."
Her: "Just make sure you scroll down far enough."

Hayden: "What do you do for a living?"
Her: "I keep my spirit light, my booty tight, and my goals in sight."

by be kind ♡ be smart ♡ be fun ♡ July 7, 2018

Hayden

Booger picker or booger eater

That guy keeps picks picking his nose what a Hayden.

by Jaycechellino October 25, 2016

Hayden

a guy who is usually calm, around his friends but gets upset very easily he is fun to be around and mostly super chill!

wow! i want to date a hayden

by hayden wyatt wilhelm November 29, 2017

Hayden

An ugly rat. Nobody loves him. Smells bad, bullied by gamer girls. ;-;

“Shut up HAYDEN. You are a rat. A nasty rat.”

by Iambulliedalot June 7, 2020

hayden

hayden is someone who makes you happy and they don’t even know it. they can light up the room when they walk in. they are very sporty and ideally play lacrosse. all the girls fall in love with them as soon as they see them. haydens are very romantic and sweet and kind. they are very sporty but flirty.

girl 1:god i love hayden so much

girl 2:i mean look at him! you can tell he’s a hayden

by bellathebest November 5, 2018