Stop! You have violated the Law!
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentance.
Your stolen goods are now forfeit
by Emporer Septim December 24, 2010

The command used by Chris Hansen, of Dateline NBC, before publicly humiliating and destroying would be child molestors on national television. No matter how much the child molestor wants to run, for reasons unknown to man, he cannot leave and always takes a seat.
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat?
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.
Child Molestor: Oh shit! I swear I wasn't going to do anything with that 13 year old boy. I have to go now!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you have a seat right over there.
Child Molestor can't help himself, and has a seat.
by BNov December 4, 2007

The question falling from the UD addict’s lips every 15 minutes in an effort to fill the empty personal void and become momentarily visible when one of their pathetic submissions is accepted.
She followed her family members around like a neglected puppy asking, “Hey, do you have a minute?” while endlessly hoping they wouldn’t scatter like cockroaches at the sound of her voice as they always did.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

1) Morgan Fraley DO YOU HAVE HAIR? (yes you do and it is red)
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?
2) Are you going to the strip club? Do you have hair?
by b0wthr0wer August 25, 2005

My mother said "you have so much potential" 27 years ago before my ballet hopes turned into a stripping carrier I wish she would have just told me I sucked.
by ezekiel3000 March 4, 2010

When someone says you have good taste in music, what they mean is:
1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good music"
2. "I'm mainstream as fuck, and you seem indie, so you must be like a music god"
3. "I don't have anything else nice to say about you, so I'm going to pretend that the music you listen to isn't shit."
1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good music"
2. "I'm mainstream as fuck, and you seem indie, so you must be like a music god"
3. "I don't have anything else nice to say about you, so I'm going to pretend that the music you listen to isn't shit."
1. You like Radiohead? You have good taste in music!
2. Oh, I've never heard of that band. But you have good taste in music.
3. Any guy would be lucky to date you! You're pretty, and, uh, smart. And, uh, you have good taste in music."
2. Oh, I've never heard of that band. But you have good taste in music.
3. Any guy would be lucky to date you! You're pretty, and, uh, smart. And, uh, you have good taste in music."
by Skaska March 8, 2009

This person is using a free version of eyes, which can only see some things and some people, plus ads.
by Drangus Hangus July 12, 2019
