Gurt

Gurt is an Instagram brain-rot character derived from 'Yogurt' as 'Yo gurt'. As if saying 'Yo' to someone named 'Gurt'. Often followed by Gurt's response 'Yo'. Other terms like 'Gurting' have the same meaning as Gooning.

Gurt is often mentioned without context and accompanied with excessive slang for comedic effect.

"New slang term just dropped: '!' used to end a sentence with excitement. Example: sybau Gurt u pmo fr kys!! 🥀🥀🔋🔋 Gurt: yo

Group gurting at 3.
Gurt: Yo

by Doohickey- May 8, 2025

Blapta gurt

Awesomesauce.

“Are we going to the quarry?”
“Hundo P”
“Blapta gurt!”

by Blaptaboy July 22, 2022

Gurt

My fellow friend gurt was killed in an tragic accident and testicular torsion killed him immediately

"Yo James Died by Gurting?"

by hallowedquann May 28, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that is smart but also very dangerous

Look at that cat. It's is doing something smart but also very dangerous. It is 'gurting'.

by M.Zero April 19, 2025

Gurting

Doing something smart but also very dangerous

Caleb is gurting to get the huzz.

by ffioneds April 13, 2025

Gurt

Gurt: someone who does something very smart but also very dangerous

Gurting: The act of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

Yo: Gurt chill out man, you almost got us killed with that lane change

Gurt: Yo, chill out. We gonna get there faster.

Yo: U right gurt, my bad twin!

by Real_Gurt May 3, 2025

Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.

Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”

by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024