In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023

6th grader

The people everyone and anyone the grade above hate.

These stupid 6th graders are invading our school.

by Mr. dont fuck wit me November 15, 2022

8th grader

Either annoying little kids or 13-14 year old kids who look and act 16+, the annoying little kid type 8th grader usually plays fortnite or rocket league says tiktok terms like ''W rizz'' thinks they are cool but really not probably talks about sex a lot even tho they know nothing about it or the type of 8th grader who vapes has sex and already 5'8 or taller as a literal child and they most likely take drugs you would never expect them to be 13 or 14

Person 1: dude I saw my little brothers middle school one second I saw some little 5'3 cringey 8th grader then I saw some kid who looks 19 and is 6'3
Person 2: these middle schoolers nowadays

by personbeinggg April 29, 2023

“they are an 8th grader”

Phrase used to describe a person who posts very aesthetically pleasing stories just like an 8th grader.

Omg look at her story! “they are an 8th grader”

by VvvvVvvvvioletss October 28, 2023

8th grader

A 8th grader's at the top of their school, acting all big and tough, but when they start high school and are at year 9, the lowest year possible, they realize that the world does in fact not revolve around them and instead they think they've been dumped in the absolute shithole that is high school.

guy 1- "yo I see a 8th grader over there"
guy 2- "let's ask him how he think high school's gonna go"
8th grader "I think I'm gonna be the top of my class and be getting A's all the time"

the same 8th grader when he hits High school

8th grader-"why are all my grades and teachers bad whywhywhy!!1!!!1"

by not an 8th grader June 6, 2022

turd grader

a small child who is a turd.
someone who is annoying.
a way to make fun of third graders.

ie: get out if my way turd grader

by notAturdGrader October 10, 2021

chill 6th grader

A 6th grader who doesn't follow trendy things and mostly just wants to live life of middle school, they're the only person in their class who is normal unlike everyone else.

Person 1:Hey do you know that Tom is such a chill 6th grader
Person 2:Yeah I would rather be friends with Tom not Emily

by MannyMandle01 January 27, 2024