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this jigs got a passport

The best line in a film ever
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ooouuuts!
by Jigs got a passport February 25, 2004
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oi you got a watch spring

this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
this is when someone embarrassingly points out that you have got a pube stick in between your teeth (or the like) from recently giving oral sex!
by Ems August 5, 2003
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got a beretta

Stemming from Dr. Dre lyrics, to "have a beretta" is to be open for chilling, down to hang out, not busy, or free.

from 2001s "The Watcher", Dr. Dre's lyrics go as such:

"as long as I got a beretta,
yo, I'm down for whatever"

thus, if you ask "what's up" and someone replies, "I got a beretta," they are essentially saying, "I'm down for whatever.

It's a good way to sound cool when caught with absolutely nothing to do.

The slang further develops when the words are supplemented with synonyms. (see example 2)
EXAMPLE 1.
Frankensence: Yo man what are you saying tonight

Mur: I got a beretta

Frankensence: sesh at my place?

EXAMPLE 2.

Chris: Got yo gat?

Phillippe: cheeya

Chris: word, best reach.
by Cat Meister April 9, 2011
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gotard

My friend is a gotard! he put his finger in a blender the other day.
by Christopher A Sears August 26, 2006
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She Got A dick

When a girl has a dick and you dont know or dont care
HOLY SHIT SHE HAS A DICK! THIS SUCKS

Who Cares If She Got A Dick WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!
by Josh June 30, 2004
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gotach

1. n. Usually testicle, but can be any other part of male package.

(Derived from a "gotcha" typo)
I got hit right in the gotach.
by Donk January 28, 2005
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Havn't got a sausage

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.
Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'
by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009
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