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Goosed

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Frequently prefixed by "pure", as a substitute for "very".
1. To be drunk, e.g. "I was pure goosed last night boss".
2.To be hungover, e.g. "I drank a bottle of gone-off whiskey last night. Pure goosed today".
3. To be caught committing an inappropriate or illegal act. e.g. "I got goosed by the shades (police) for my flagrant lack of pants"
4. To have rang someone's (mobile) phone and hung up after the first 2 rings, so the number will show up and the recipient will call you back, or alternatively, just to be a bollocks. e.g. "Michael goosed my phone"
5.To have grabbed someone's arse (archaic).
6. To have suffered an unfortunate event or set of circumstances, or to express sympathy with such a happening. e.g. Tony: "I fucked up my 'Introduction to Aromatherapy' exam again. "
Oliver: "Oh, goosed".
7. To play a practical joke on someone, or take revenge for such an act, e.g. "I'm gonna goose him good for posting those bondage photos on the Internet"
by Eldritch August 29, 2003
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
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Gooted

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I'm gooted fam
by Caxtlxn April 4, 2017
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The state of being a JeffWu (Goon)
Kid from Taiwan gets gooned.
by Goon the goon November 1, 2021
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When the penis is so long when you nut it just falls out of the tip.
He's not a shooter he's a gooper.
by Ofna300 December 18, 2021
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Grey Goosed

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When drinking grey goose lands you in hospital with a blood alcohol content of 0.280 and ends with vomiting on yourself In the shower with your mate having to help your drunk ass out of the shower and into bed.
by Classic Amy July 13, 2019
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gopedeering

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A term commenly used for riding a goped, otherwise known as a moterized scooter. Usually brought about by kids with little to no social life, but are seeking attention by there friends.
Heyyy bro i just got back from gopedeering, does that qualify me as your friend know?
by Evan chamillionair August 19, 2007
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