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goon

A person you sell schwag weed to that you otherwise would have nothing to do with because of their overall dirtball qualities.
I can't believe that stinky fucker Dean keeps buying this shit weed. What a goon!
by bang, bang Nick Lange July 23, 2006
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goon

Word given to one of incredibly annoying curiosity and ignorance.
God Ryan, stop asking me so many questions, you're being such a goon.
by PXC2012 May 10, 2010
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gooning

gooning started out as a state of edging that you would do anything to became to cum without caring for morals, people who call themselves "gooners" are degenerates who are actively trying to get themselves to get off to things that aren't morally correct, like cp.

this isn't a fetish for masturbation addiction, at least not once you get past the surface. It is a fetish about embracing self destruction. It hinges on the rush of doing something you know will hurt you, something that will make you a worse person, something you know will hurt people you care about; and going through with it for pleasure regardless of that.
It's an ever-growing poison festering in the underbelly of the internet, fueling the rapid growth of a community where being horrible is the WHOLE POINT, where people intentionally develop paraphilias specifically because they're morally wrong. In a way, it's worse than just being born a pedophile (as most "goons" start to masturbate to children, animals, and things that are morally wrong.) Because with these communities, it's a conscious choice. This type of person is everywhere in this corner of the internet.
"I love gooning" 🤡
you are a weirdo, you should be going to jail.
by sillybilly321 September 24, 2023
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goon [goonball] [goons]

A nerd or loser who attended priory school in Lewes England, typically hanging out on the tennis courts playing football.
Ha look at that goon goonball goons who's up for a spot of goonball?
by I'm not Sam Knight April 4, 2009
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Goon

A goon is a: robber, killer, gangster, or any hardened criminal.

Rapper Plies (FL) widely uses the term when describing himself and the street people around him, Leading people to believe that this is a popular urban street term in Florida, which is generally true.

Before the streets took this word under, it meant an overall bad person, from a school bully to a mafia criminal.
"Everybody Goons until they catch a case, detectives go to talking that killer shit fade away" -plies

"Car full of Goons and everybody certified, and if you froze up last time you can't ride, its going down tonight, cause these Goons out lurkin" -plies

A ski-mask used in armed robberies is commonly known as a "goon mask"
by FLA91 December 25, 2010
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Goon

"Do you know Ashley?"

"No, that girls such a goon"
by maha1234567 February 26, 2010
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Gooning

chronic use of long articulated words for no apperent reason.
goon - i fucking hate her with the white hot intensity of 1000 suns.
normal person - you're gooning again.
by angel face ;) April 11, 2010
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