Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Goku... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous kamehameha. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Namek and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in the World Tournament, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Son Goku.☺️♥️🫶🏻
by GoatkuSolos April 6, 2024
Get the Gokumug. When your like bruce lee or ali in your enemys cant handle that fact so they try any mean nessary to destroy destabilze and doom you sinking low to unheard of levels to kill your rep cause your level is over 9000 and growing and there nothing they can do but gero it giving birth. To cell like atrocities
by Kakaoro January 9, 2020
Get the Goku envy syndrommug. by Goo February 13, 2021
Get the Gokumug. Solos
by AdolfRizzler#1939 August 1, 2023
Get the Gokumug. Used to describe something (whether it be a character, item, ability, or mechanic) that is stupidly overpowered.
"I fucking hate playing midladder, I'm stuck with level 12 cards while my opponent's mega knight literally beats goku"
by onion turtle October 21, 2025
Get the Beats Gokumug. A potion that is so delicious it gives you a ki boost irl, but as a side-effect you get diabetes. If you chug it you are gifted ultra instinct but at rhe price of your life
by Blaze the dragon November 7, 2023
Get the Goku potionmug.