Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!

Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!

by Hom2436 January 25, 2018

Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019

Library Gnome

N: A student who has procrastinated all his/her work until the last minute and must not sleep until the assignment(s) is/are completed by spending every moment possible in the library.

Student 1- "Where's Billy?"

Student 2- "His History term paper is due tomorrow, he's being a library gnome today."

Student 1- "Poor bastard, but he did spend all weekend drinking."

by IggyC3p0 November 22, 2009

Gnomes Homes

Gnomes Homes is the Magic Mushie Munchers name for hallucinogenic mushrooms, especially in reference to Gold Top Magic Mushrooms.,which luckily enough for us grow in huge abundance in nearly all cattle growing areas of Australia's tropical and temperate regions.

About an hour after eating around half a kilo of Gold Top Magic Mushies, in a very tasty 6 egg omelette(yes,,, I know I'm a greedy pigout guts), I entered into a brilliantly coloured world of Gnomes in their incredibly busy village. It had heaps of shops and cars and hippie looking Gnomes. But most of all there was hundreds of magic mushies with doors and windows in the stalks and tops, plus there were lots of Gnomes laying about outside their homes in hammocks ,or sitting in groups on chairs, smoking joints and bongs. I had a fantastic time laughing and chatting with these magic little people, who told me that yes, it's quite true that Magic Mushies are in fact Gnomes Homes , and that on behalf of all the cows in the world that produce the cow shit that allows the Magic Mushies to keep growing for ever more, they are really happy to supply their excess Gnomes Homes to people who love to use them to "get off their fucking faces" :-) :-)

by Frosty Grego December 9, 2008

Gnome King

The Gnome King is a title given to only one who is worthy of its title. They are almost like a god. Except the Gnome King is cancerous.

"Look Dad, it's Keemstar!"
Why does he look like a Fucking Gnome?"
"He is the Gnome King!"

by IAmDaTroof June 21, 2016

gnome face

A face you make when you've smelled some freshly rolled grass.

Ma$e was making his gnome face during the Big Boy Record party.

by Jeff Faust May 15, 2007

Cock Gnome

a girl who lives in you closet and gives you head on command

hey guys do u wanna see my cock gnome? whats that. *claps twice* brittany then scurries out of the closet on all 4's like smeagle and swallows his cock like a jew who just got released from a concentration camp and is eating sausage. when she finished she quickly scurried back to the closet.

by apple 3.14 January 6, 2009