Glitch

A word misused by people who think they know about computers.

This is often used as a crutch for not learning how computers work, and what a glitch actually is.

Ex. A person misformating a document to print and blaming it on a "glitch".

Karen: "Oh seems there was a glitch in the printer!"

Bob: "No, you just printed the same page on both sides you fucking normie."

by Jucktan Philips November 25, 2020

Glitch

Someone who is all over the place, talks to many ppl they claim to not fuck with
Synonyms: two faced, fake

she a glitch, I wouldn't fuck with her.

by rav.xen May 14, 2020

Glitch bang bang

To be used when you’re playing call of duty and your game glitches and you accidentally die.

DUDE IT WAS A GLITCH BANG BANG

by Mandem with big PP June 21, 2020

glitching feelings

When someone’s feelings keep changing that it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what they’re feeling // past experiences may factor in its not just what’s happening in the moment

Her mother had hurt her so much that she has glitching feelings anytime her mother does something nice

by Yellow crocs September 13, 2020

glitch

gay little pissbaby little stupid slut little gay guy little piss boy

glitch is totally a glitch. I mean, did you see how he reacted when his friend called him a whore?

by glitchedmoss October 8, 2020

Rich glitch

Someone who has money and acts like they are better than everyone without saying it. Can also be glitch.

Maddi: dude your aunt has a boat!?
Olivia: yeahhh she's such a rich glitch

by Stingyoass October 15, 2017

organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016