Glip

When you have a small stone in your shoe, that is very uncomfortable.

'Wait a minute, can we stop, I have a glip.'
'Oh I hate those.'

by C.Imo February 6, 2013

Failure Grips

A contemporary and more appropriate term for "love handles," which no one actually loves.

I love how people try to slap a nice coat of paint on things they don't like, and then try to pass them off as something other than they are.

"They're love handles, and there's just more of me to love."

No, they're more like failure grips, and the space alloted for you to occupy has been exceeded.

by SnuffleMuffinMonster June 1, 2009

Glissy

A glizzy that has surpassed all mortal boundaries, once every thousand years a man is born with a glissy and he is worshipped and if you don’t worship him he’ll cockslap you into the stratosphere

Some lowlife: bro I heard Nate has a glissy
Some other lowlife: *blows a fucking artery out of pure bliss*

by GlizzyGobblerNoHomo69 August 18, 2020

glimpse of hell

When one farts and continues to leave the sphincter open for a matter of seconds...

After building up the strength i was able to show everyone at school a glimpse of hell from my car window.

by ethan May 13, 2005

Gliss

A small, shining spot of pre-cum, glistening on a female lover's lips - like a bit of stray lip gloss.

As she pulled her mouth away from my pre-ejaculate member, I noticed a small dab of gliss on her already moistened lips

by Loo Sniffer September 28, 2008

GIPSON BARGSLY

One who is considered by all, a faggot. One with no friends even though he things otherwise

Man look at that soccer player what a gipson

by J-Pit January 11, 2005

gliss

the gratest saftey word that was ever made. A substitute for almost any swear.

Oh, gliss off! You gliss-face. Shut the Gliss up

by Mario-mix March 3, 2008