the kindest and most attractive man to ever Iive and is the nicest person on the planet. he is the hottest spiderman ever
Andrew Garfield is the best spiderman ever and dated Emma Stone for 4 years and they are still very close.
by ksvjbaejhfbdj January 24, 2022
Get the Andrew Garfieldmug. Garfield is a fictional fat orange tabby cat with stripes along the back of his head and torso from a comic strip called Garfield running from the 1970’s to now. He loves lasagna, spaghetti, cake, and most italian food. He is owned by his fictional owner, Jon Arbuckle. In most cases, people either love garfield or think it’s the unfunniest stuff ever. There are thousands of comics, a lot of books, two shows (Garfield and Friends in the ‘80’s and The Garfield Show in the 2000’s), a few movies that are animated and live action CGI. There are hundreds of mechindise including plushies, figurines, clocks, candles, radios, mp3 players, clothes, hats and much, much more. On the internet he is a monster-ish being with godly power and horrifying features. Check out r/imsorryjon on Reddit to learn more or imsorryjon on urban dictionary.
Person 1: Garfields is so bland and repetitive. Suxx azz
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!
Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS
Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU YOU F*CKTARD!!!!!
Person 3: THE OTHER WORLDY POWERS OF GARFIELD USE ME AS A VESEL TO DESTROY THE WORLD TO BRING A NEW COMING OF GLORIOUS BEINGS
Person 1 & 2: wtf go to a mental hospital nerd.
by Serbia is Awsome February 17, 2022
Get the Garfieldmug. The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.
John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.
by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022
Get the Garfield Mondaymug. by owenmiller July 18, 2021
Get the garfield tittiesmug. Someone who is of average stature and size but yet very lazy and is addicted to eating beans is what a garfield could be defined as
by User T70 July 6, 2024
Get the Garfieldmug. 
1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname
1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield
by the random. November 26, 2021
Get the Garfieldmug.