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Gangsta Greasy

The most greasiest of gangstas.
Wow, that was such a Gangsta Greasy thing you just did.
by Kontrolll September 21, 2021
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weekend gangsta

Anyone who is part of a gang and goes to school, but never puts in work or hits up anyone. Uses the fact that he's in a gang to intimidate others, but inside, he's a little pussy.
Guy 1: What the fuck you lookin at?

Guy 2: Man what foo, you think you harder than me?

Guy 1: You won't do shit. You just a weekend gangsta!
by Mega Millions November 22, 2010
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gangsta hold

when you on the line with a friend and they say hold on, and your on the line for a long ass time. then you notice they forgot about you and you hang up.
( calling maria back )
Lina: why'd you hang up ?
Maria: because you had me on gangsta hold .
by lina(: April 17, 2009
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bedroom gangsta

Usually a white or Asian male who maintains a very dull appearance and demeanor by day (e.g Michael Bolton from Office Space), but once in the bedroom, adopts a very belligerent, profane attitude and language towards his female partner, thus acting and sounding like a "gangsta".
"Yeah man, I heard Andy's all bedroom gangsta and shit. His girlfriend told me the other day he was wearing a doo-rag in bed, telling her 'clothes off, ass up, face down, bitch!'"

"You mean accounting-non-fat-soy-mocha-Andy??"

"Werd"
by JoshS September 3, 2006
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gangsta computa

A Palm Pilot or PDA ( Personal Digital Assistant )
- Yo dawg. I will check my calender on my gangsta computa!
- Hand over your gangsta computa or I will pop a cap in yall ass!
by luisedawg March 10, 2008
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gangsignusitis

Affliction wherein one compulsively throws up poser gang signs whenever a picture is about to be taken.
Jen: Everyone say 'cheese'! ...John, what are you doing with your hands, you look like you have cerebral palsy.

John: Sorry! It's my gangsignusitis, I can't help it!
by mr. smithLV July 2, 2008
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gangsta

Perhaps the most successful personal image marketed to this day. Millions upon millions of brainless youths have spent billions upon billions in order to look and pretend to be part of the 'Gangsta' crew. Everything from music to fashion has been collecting dump trucks full of cash off silly kids who are desperate to be something they are not. The standard uniform for a typical 'gangsta' includes: one silly looking giant baseball cap, worn any way except facing forward. They're really rebellious you see. One giant basketball jersey that you may at first mistaken for a dress. One pair of jeans that are normally tailored for clowns. These loose-fitting jeans are not accompanied with a belt. And, one pair of sneakers.

It is not enough for you to run out and buy their uniform, however, you must also purchase subs for your car and the appropriate sounding music to fit your new image. (More money) Your car should also be 'pimped out' ideally. (More money)

All of this money is dumped into APPEARING to be a real gangsta, of which maybe a few hundred thousand really exist, and in a few American urban centers only. A great majority of these 'gangstas' live in middle to upperclass suburbanite homes and have no idea what the real life of the people they are trying to emulate is truly like.
Is there some reason why those gangstas can't roll up their windows when playing their shitty music?
by TheToddfather June 11, 2006
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